Taran Adair
725 Wallis Dr.
Peterborough, ON K9J 8E4
Phone: (705) 743-5944
February 5, 2008
Archie McPhee & Company®
725 Wallis Dr.
Peterborough, ON K9J 8E4
Phone: (705) 743-5944
February 5, 2008
Archie McPhee & Company®
P.O. Box 30852Seattle, WA 98113 USA
Attention: costumer service
To whom it may concern:
I have recently purchased one of your products (the deluxe Jesus action figure) and I realized that the “glow-in-the-dark miracle hands” didn’t light up when I turned them on they caught on fire and burnt my house down.
I am currently living in a homeless shelter and I have lost all of my other action figures in my priceless collection. Because of your company I have lost all reason to live. Unless your company is willing to rebuild my house and replace my beloved collection of priceless action figures I will be forced to hijack a plane and fly it into your headquarters. My brother Osama bin-ladin had great success with this approach.
I hope you consider the consequences of not cooperating with my commands. If you do not cooperate you are doomed to certain death and if you do cooperate than thank you very much and I hope we can do business again. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Taran Adair
Attention: costumer service
To whom it may concern:
I have recently purchased one of your products (the deluxe Jesus action figure) and I realized that the “glow-in-the-dark miracle hands” didn’t light up when I turned them on they caught on fire and burnt my house down.
I am currently living in a homeless shelter and I have lost all of my other action figures in my priceless collection. Because of your company I have lost all reason to live. Unless your company is willing to rebuild my house and replace my beloved collection of priceless action figures I will be forced to hijack a plane and fly it into your headquarters. My brother Osama bin-ladin had great success with this approach.
I hope you consider the consequences of not cooperating with my commands. If you do not cooperate you are doomed to certain death and if you do cooperate than thank you very much and I hope we can do business again. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Taran Adair
this was my complaint letter to Archie McPhee about my deluxe Jesus action figure. the requirements were very specific the format had to be just right so you could see the required info through the envelope window.
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